LOVE POTION #9

9 ounces of sweet red wine

9 basil leaves

9 red rose petals

9 cloves

9 apple seeds

9 drops vanilla extract

9 drops strawberry juice

1 ginseng root cut into 9 equal pieces

By the light of 9 pink votive candles, put these 9 ingredientes into a

cauldron (I will use visonware, thank you), on the 9th hour of the 9th

day of the 9th month of the year (1999 hee hee). Stir the potion 9

times with a wooden spoon, each time recite the following magical

incantation:

LET THE ONE WHO DRINKS THIS WINE

SHOWER ME WITH LOVE DIVINE

SWEET LOVE POTION NUMBER NINE

MAKE HIS/HER LOVE FOREVER MINE

Bring the potion to a boil and then reduce heat, let it simmer for 9

minutes. Remove from heat and allow the potion to cool. Blow 9 times

upon the potion, bless it in the names of 9 goddesses. Strain through

cheesecloth into clean container, cover and refrigerate until you are

ready to serve it to the man or woman from whom you desire love and

affection. (Do not allow anyone other than your beloved to look upon or

touch or drink the potion.)

WARNING: USE WITH CAUTION, EXTREMELY POTENT, AND RESULTS COULD BE HARD

TO CONTROL OR REVERSE, MAY BRING INTENSE AND LONG-LASTING RESULTS.